I wonder why bidet's are not more prevalent in America? I have never used one, but apparently these things are the shit in pretty much every other civilized country in the world. If you are wondering what the hell a bidet is (like I was a while back) it resembles a weird looking water fountain that is right next to the toilet. Basically, its job is to wash off your dingle-berries and any excess dookie that might be hanging onto your poopchute for dear life.
Like I said earlier, I have never used one but I sure as hell can't wait. I wonder if the water is warm or cold. I am pretty sure I don't want cold water shot at my butthole. Either way it should be quite an experience.
Monday, May 24, 2010
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